Rantin’ & Raggin’

by bookindian

WTF ?? “Is it Friday yet??”

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(snagged this off the internet)

. . . yeh, well I cannot stand the morning show on L.A.’s Fox Channel 11 . . . this Jillian and her fucking text messages and BIG mouth . . . I don’t care who she screwed or is screwing or “blowing”, she is obnoxious and a very discourteous individual . . . DEFINITELY not suitable for viewing or listening . . . she continually talks over the no-balls guy (Steve Edwards – been in “the biznis” TOO long) interrupts (“butts” in), but maybe he likes her ass in his face – she’s a “no-class”, media “dime-a-dozen” fluffer . . . sorry folks, but I am the “bosu” on this site AND I just “calls ’em as I sees ’em” . . . Oh yeh, and the “blond” . . . uh hunh . . . not too much better . . . squealing about Kobe Bryant . . . crap, Dorothy or whatever your name is, go and buy yourself a 12 inch black rubber jelly dildo, tape a poster of Kobe on the wall and GO CRAZY!! Hey, your own PERSONAL “Black Mamba” . . . yeh, it might be hard to explain to your husband, but . . . uh

. . . speaking of the Lakers . . . and their “fans” . . . HOLY CRAP!! The Lakers WON, right, or did I miss something here? . . . like I said, the Lakers fucking WON the NBA championship . . . so their “fans” go out and torch a cab and act like a bunch of dickheads . . . and then they get a parade . . . ?? So, WTF?? Get a life sports fans . . . and since were on the subject of “sports” . . . I was watching the Pebble Beach golf thing Sunday – I actually watched the tournament since it started on Thursday – anyway, there was this commentator who said that golf was no longer about “golf”, “ . . . it’s about the media” . . . Oooo . . . and the other guys with the headsets got all red in the face and said “whatcha mean it’s all about the media??” and the “offender” said, “. . . it’s all about birdies and eagles and names (Tiger Woods) . . .” which it has been since Tiger Woods became the “dah-ling” of the media . . . “. . . IN THA HOLE . . . “ uh huh, yeh, but in which hole? sorta like “taking it to the hole” in basketball . . . oh, I get it . . . IN THA HO’ . . . and “takin’ it to tha ho” . . .

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. . . a “tragic failure” and . . . uh . . .

. . . AND that no-talent Bob Costas . . . WTF . . . yeh, Tiger did make some very nice shots, but so did Graeme McDowell and the French guy (Gregory Havret) and don’t forget the guy who holed the “blind” uphill shot . . . never replayed that more than once or twice, however, Tiger’s shot on the 17th made world news and Costas prolly pee’d himself . . . which made up for Costas being “offended” when the golfer holed his shot, then ran across the green and jumped on the guy he was playing with . . . well I guess . . . shit Bob, that’s what the game is all about . . . by the way Costas, how tall are you?? . . . uh . . . short man thing goin’ on here methinks . . .

so that just about does it for today’s rant . . . tried to find a “nekkid” photo of Jillian and Dorothy, but my connections want $$$ so maybe later . . . yeh, right.

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