Is it JUST old age . . .

by bookindian

. . . uh, well . . . a LOT of stuff seems to piss me off these days . . . could be old age, “male minnow paws” or maybe I just need to switch hands and change lubricant . . . anyway . . .

RANT

I was doing my usual blog surfing when I stumbled on an ad for Volcom Jeans, the gen-u-wine brand stuff . . . and i clicked on the link and . . . there’s this distressed or as Volcom says a “destructed” line of jeans designed in collaboration with Jennifer Herrera or Herrema . . . I can’t tell because the type is sort crappy . . . OH, it’s H-e-r-r-e-m-a . . . I realize that the type face is supposed to be aligned with her “signature” style, something about “dep” this and “dep” that . . . pants and shorts . . . unh hunh . . . but i probably need to smoke a couple of them THC cig-a-weeds and slam some Red Bull then I could make more sense out of all this stream-of-consciousness jumble . . . Janis Joplin she (Jennifer Herrema) ain’t . . .

Didn’t Levi’s do something like this . . . before 2010?

Oh yeh, the Volcom jeans are “road tested” AND they are a . . . get this . . . they are a “rock and FUCKING roll” design co-lab-or-a-shun . . . OMG!! (bold face “FUCKING” is for emphasis) . . . AND she’s (Jennifer Herrema) got BIG fucking aviator glasses on (dark of course) . . . raggedy-ass jeans . . . and . . . and . . . the “ass” suffix really “works” . . . A-henh!! Oh, and it wasn’t Dirty Duck that used that explicative, it was that little beetle . . . (ref. personal correspondence)

So being in a “rock” band gives you the “quals” you need to be a “fashion” design consultant/collaborator?? WTF?

. . . but can she sew?

RANT

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