Aunty P.

by bookindian

“Aunty Pissysocks” here . . . I’m the new “voice” . . .

AUNTY

. . . and girls will tell you that “pissysocks” or feet is what get when you pull down yer jeans/pants and squat to pee – I’ve only seen one or two women who could pee standing up . . . they still had to take off their pants or lift their skirt and pull the panties to one side . . . (if they were wearing any)

Hey . . . you remember the Meat Puppets? I went to a concert at Fender’s in Long Beach CA where they opened for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (before “Californication” or “Dani California“) . . . how about Black Flag (Henry Rollins) or China White or is that too much for you to “wrap yor head around” . . . crap, I almost forgot Agent Orange and . . . Suicidal Tendencies . . . ORANGE COUNTY CALIFORNIA !! . . . and the list goes on and on and on from BEFORE Royal Trux . . . or Courtney Love . . .

I trashed the following comment because I don’t like comments that use words like “RAWK” and “discerning” in the same sentence . . . and the comment section here IS NOT a forum . . . YEH, it seems that “rock and roll” is like politics and religion . . . people get really pissed-off if something is written questioning the credibility or validity of any of the aforementioned words – “rock and roll”, oops, “RAWK and roll”, religion and politics. Should add “sports” to the list of “fightin” words”.

Here’s the “comment”:

It’s called the internet, Agony Aunt pissysocks. Do the knowledge. JJ Herrema is the co-founder of the late, GREAT 90′s group Royal Trux, current leader of band reconfiguration RTX, unwilling heroin chic poster chick (blackmailed it seems by Calvin Klein to appear in their ads, lest they construct a lookalike for the Meisel CK1 campaign), and a style queen for over fifteen years. Everybody has bitten her style, as she updates and integrates classic RAWK style for the discerning. So, she does some patched jeans for Volcom? Big deal. The girls in the online look book look hot, she’s got another killer album on the way, and she sure as shit beats hypebeasts like Lady Gag gag gag gag gag gag gag . . .

Go here to read the guilty post . . .

Got a new word out of the comment though . . . “pissysocks” . . . o.O . . . what happens when you squat in the alley to relieve your beer filled bladder . . . saw that on Sunset Blvd. late one night in Hollywood a good many years ago (maybe it was early morning) . . . Jimmy Hendrix tribute at the Troubadour . . .

AUNTY

. . . the “late, GREAT 90’s group “Royal Trux” do you mean there were/are other people like Kurt Cobain (another heroin inspired musician) . . . p.s. Is “Trux” the RAWK verbiage for Truxton NY?? . . . I gotta know, I gotta know . . . Oh . . . and the fabled “hypebeasts” . . . people who post icon tribute pages are as much a part of the “beast” as the beast itself . . . me included.

Do the knowledge.“ Now this is a phrase that baffled me for a moment or two . . . not really.

Before I conjured up this post I “DID some KNOWLEDGE” . . . went out on the Internet for 30 or 40 minutes and listened to some RAWK (Royal Trux) . . . “JJ” will never sound like Janis Joplin, OR Joan Jet . . . HOLY CRAP . . . their initials are J.J. . . . (Auto Tune, JJ, Auto Tune) . . . over the years I’ve seen too many updated, integrated RAWK “style queens” who just wear the clothes, and I’m talking about Lady Gaga, Beyonce, AND . . . P. Diddy . . . I don’t know if Diddy can sew . . . can he?? . . . maybe he got his entourage stitching and snipping . . .

AUNTY

I saw some photos of “JJ” posing . . . unh-h-h . . . P-O-S-I-N-G . . . on stage and for the c-a-m-e-r-a . . . Just like Meisel, huh? . . . are those REAL raccoon tails ?? . . . THAT’S her “signature”??

Listened to “Let’s Get Lost” . . . sounds a lot like Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead . . . and then I listened to “Shadow of the Wasp” . . . O-K-A-Y . . . next was “Lick My Boots” , I REALLY like the title of this song . . . makes me think of a dominatrix in patent leather boots (knee-high) with a riding crop and . . . and . . . a leather bra with nipple cut-outs and CROTCHLESS PANTIES !! doing the “Captain” pose with a naked girl as the footrest and wearing a Gestapo hat . . .

Truxton – State of NY, and like 7 businesses with the name “Royal” whatever, are located near Truxton NY Population – 1,200 and some souls.

AUNTY

Here’s a word to “do the knowledge” on: “satire” . . . uh huh.

X-O-X-O

. . . your Aunty P.

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