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The PREQUEL . . .a review BEFORE reading or buying, by SalVidali
” ALICE IN DEADLAND ”
by Mainak Dhar
“The sensational Amazon.com bestseller. #1 Science Fiction and Horror bestseller. More than 50,000 copies sold in less than three months.”
“Civilization as we know it ended more than fifteen years ago, leaving as it’s legacy barren wastelands called the Deadland and a new terror for the humans who survived- hordes of undead Biters “. . .
“R the dread “biters” fucking VAMPIRES ??” . . . thank you Tim fucking Burton for “DEPPING” alice !!
“Fifteen year-old Alice has spent her entire life . . .”
. . . at fifteen she probably has dirty feet . . . skid marks you-know-where AND at 15 . . . not enough life experience to survive one class of geometry . . . but . . . “her education consisting of how best to use guns and knives” . . . who was teaching the teenage rotter and who is loading the ammunition and making knives and WTF good are weapons ?? . . . somehow in Japanese anime and now in movies and written stuff (Harry Potter, etc.) . . . the “kids” are in possession of skills and knowledge way beyond . . . lightyears beyond . . . what are they . . . fucking “mentats” ?? – you did read DUNE right ?? . . . prolly learned all that CQC shit from gamer cheats and countless hours cutting and piercing labia and what not . . . when does it end ??
“One day, Alice spots a Biter disappearing into a hole in the ground and follows it, in search of fabled underground Biter bases.” . . . O-M-G !!
“What Alice discovers there propels her into an action-packed adventure that changes her life and that of all humans (Joan of Arc . . . Hunger Games) in the Deadland forever. An adventure where she learns the terrible conspiracy (Republicans) behind the ruin of humanity, the truth behind the origin of the Biters (Bram Stoker) and the prophecy the mysterious Biter Queen believes Alice is destined to fulfill.” (parentheses are mine)
“A prophecy based on the charred remains of the last book in the Deadland- a book called Alice in Wonderland.”
. . . well . . . I’m going to spend my 99 pennies and get this BEST SELLER . . . and dice-and-slice with mi cuchillo . . . no QUARTER you bloody “Biters” . . .
I keep forgetting this is 2012 . . . THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT . . . !!!