native american . . .

by bookindian

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Politically ko rectum

And, they go . . . “native American . . .”

I go . . . “u-u-uh . . .”

and they go . . . “pow-wow” . . .
and I go . . . “WTF !!?
and they go . . . “hey-ya hey-ya
and like I go, I go “WHAT ??
and they go . . . “Where’s yer tee-pee ??
and I go like . . . “Should be a roll in the w.c.

. . . (pause) . . .

And so they go . . . “Native American Navajo Kachina Dolls . . .”

. . . like I go . . . “W-H-A-A ? ? ??

. . . they go . . . “Native American ??
and I go ” . . . southern . . . ”

and they go . . . “Cheyenne ??”
and I go I go like . . . “Southern Californicate.

and they go . . . “Californicate ??
and I go . . . “Hey . . . ya . . . watch yer langwidge!!

. . . to be continued.

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