story bored . . .

by bookindian

u-u-uh . . .
well, after looking up some successful “writers” and the crap they’re publishing on Amazon . . . vampires and zombies . . . vampire zombie romance . . . holy shit is THAT what people read . . .???
OH . . . a young woman’s self discovery . . .

WTF ?!

Is that like she finds her fingers “thumbing” her girl parts . . . oh . . . and don’t forget Facebook . . . get lots of “friends” . . . remember . . . if its on Facebook it must be good . . . right ???

I was thinking about the zombie/vampire thing . . . and I remember that when I was teaching there was this event called the Scholastic Book Fair where the students got free books . . . provided by the Scholastic publishing outfit . . . one of the more popular book series was “Goosebumps” . . . such crap . . . is that why the zombie/vampire genre is so popular currently . . . ???

U-u-uh . . . the themes in the Goosebumps series “include horror, humor and the supernatural.”

Yeh . . . all those 3rd and 4th grade kids grew up and were properly conditioned . . . thank you Pavlov . . . Scholastic Book Fair.

Hack writers . . . I know . . . I know, they got the formula and don’t give a shit . . . it’s all about the money . . . and Facebook friends . . . and now their formulaic drivel is covering the globe like . . . like . . .

oh shit !!! I forgot “Twilight” . . . AND Bigfoot . . .

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