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by bookindian

Horse racing is not like stock car racing where you sit on yer ass and drink mass quantities of beer . . . it’s more like drag racing . . . Wham-bam-thank-you-m’am . . . first one to the finish line WINS . . . if you blow yer engine or smoke yer tires and finish second you go back to the pits & fix whatever went wrong before the next round – you don’t sound-off to the media that you were cheated out of a win by “cowards” who had a better car . . .

I understand that Steve Coburn apologized for his donkey ass behavior after California Chrome ran fourth in the Belmont Stakes last Saturday. Maybe someone should send some Velveeta cheese whiz to go with his 2 or 3 buck whine . . . He could always use the Velveeta for fish bait . . . WTF?! . . . I never knew that people actually ate Velveeta I always thought it was fish bait . . .

FYI – Mel Ramos did a pop art “glamor” painting of a woman on a big box of Velveeta . . . The painting was titled “Valveeta

Oops, forgot the “cheesecake” . . .

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